fuck this shit mug - primary color

i'm a cute regular-sized mug. i'm covered in the phrase 'fuck this shit' and i want you to let the world know how you're feeling about [insert: your job, your finances, the political climate of your country... dare i go on?]. i'm super fun with my primary color scheme (colorway? palette? is there even a fucking difference? don't answer that). my handle and insides are blue. i can fit like 12-13 fl oz on a good day. maybe 14, if you're adventurous (aka, you fill me up to the brim like a damn psychopath).

i'm handmade to order, so there MIGHT be slight variations in colors. still primary but could look a tad different. i promise you won't hate me.

PLEASE ALLOW 3-4 WEEKS TO SHIP/BE AVAILABLE FOR PICK UP AS WE ARE MADE TO ORDER (but you already knew that we're handmade to order because you read the section before this right? right?!). you might get lucky and there might be a few of us in stock ready to go. but don't bet on it. if you need something ASAP (like you just remembered it's your 2nd cousin's wife's uncle's barber's brother's college soccer buddy's retirement party and you need it next week), reach out directly in the contact form (or instagram) and we might be able to figure something out. no promises though.